Bloggers' WAGs

Ascoltare – Fatty Parts For A Good Match

2012-01-14T08:18:00.000-08:00

"A picture disc? Is this something from the eighties?"

"I just thought everyone gave up on them after that."

"Are they German?"

"Oh OK, I thought it might be someone you knew."

Ekoplekz - Intrusive Incidentalz Vol 1

2011-08-19T02:13:00.000-07:00

"Really? Okay, good; I thought it was the boy trapped under the rocking chair..."

Hacker Farm - Home Taping Is Killing Music

2011-07-15T01:37:00.000-07:00

"So it's sounded through the wall like you've been listening to: cows, a wild beast and the sound of wind?"

Keitg Fullerton Whitman / Alien Radio

2011-07-14T00:43:00.001-07:00

"Not going to make the world a happier place though, is it?" - the KFW side.

"This is better; like inside the head of a cbeebies presenter" - the Alien Radio side.

Mark Fell - Manitutshu

2011-07-11T01:39:00.000-07:00

"OK, this is going to have to stop in a minute... OK, this needs to STOP NOW."

The Lemon Kittens

2011-07-08T05:12:00.000-07:00

"The hosptial hurts the girl? What is this? [...] When's it from? [...] Oh well that's more forgiveable then I guess. [...] Ok, bored now."

Xylitol

2011-03-08T06:09:00.000-08:00

"Sounds like too many people, all trying to talk at once, while someone else tries to learn to play their instruments in the background"

Coil - Winter Solstice: North

2010-11-16T05:33:00.000-08:00

"Not exactly Christmassy though is it?"

Technically this is a bit of cheat, being one of my students' comments, rather than my wife but I think it fits in well here, regardless...

Gallon Drunk - Some Fools Mess

2010-11-16T05:28:00.000-08:00

"The cover is less messy, I suppose. But the ducks are distracting."

Cyclobe - Wounded Galaxies

2010-11-16T05:26:00.001-08:00

"There must be an ulterior motive, other than music."

Tony McPhee - The Two Sides Of Tony (T.S.) McPhee

2010-11-13T07:03:00.000-08:00

"This is dreadful. It sounds like two six year olds with a theremin and a keyboard."

Galaxy 500 - Today

2010-02-23T06:43:00.000-08:00

'Would have it's head pushed down the toilet if it was at school.'

Animal Collective - Strawberry Jam

2010-02-23T06:41:00.000-08:00

'Not as big or clever as they think they are.'

You Made Me Realise

2010-01-08T10:33:00.001-08:00

"It put me off a bit."

V/A - Cheap and Nasty Vol. 1

2009-11-30T11:14:00.000-08:00

"We need to talk"

King Midas Sound - FACT mix

2009-11-27T02:55:00.000-08:00

"I'm not being funny mate, but if you're feeling knackered and rubbish - this really isn't going to help."

The Birthday Party - Hits

2009-11-23T14:28:00.001-08:00

'no misses, 100% killer'

Zero - Charles Seife

2009-11-23T14:16:00.000-08:00

'mathematical porn'

Janet Kay - Silly Games

2009-11-16T03:48:00.000-08:00

"Is all this high-pitched stuff going to carry on for much longer?"

Robert Pirsig - Lila: An Inquiry Into Morals

2009-11-03T03:37:00.000-08:00

"Doesn't exactly do what it says on the tin."

Miles Davis - Bitches Brew

2009-11-03T03:34:00.001-08:00

"It's been stitched together in the studio? How did they work out which bit was good?"

Terminal Cheesecake - King Of All Spaceheads

2009-11-02T02:33:00.000-08:00

"What the fuck is this? [...] Well can you turn it down a bit?"

Current 93 - Nature Unveiled

2009-10-23T04:56:00.000-07:00

"The sound of people moaning about ceremonial robes not being colourfast"

Doctor Who

2009-10-23T04:55:00.000-07:00

"Made up stuff about made up stuff."

Nick Cave - From Her To Eternity

2009-10-17T16:26:00.000-07:00

'makes me realise what a miserable sod i can be'

Sudden Infant - Ear Wash

2009-10-16T12:19:00.000-07:00

'body velcro'

Stockhausen - Stimmung

2009-10-15T00:28:00.000-07:00

...people who don't understand about maths, talking about maths.

The Teachings of Don Juan - Carlos Castaneda

2009-10-13T10:39:00.000-07:00

'a myriad of pinholes'

2009-10-12T14:02:00.000-07:00

Misanthropic?... I'm not misanthropic!.... I put up with loads of people.....

Nurse with Wound - Paranoia In Hifi

2009-10-12T12:17:00.000-07:00

'i've no idea other than it costs 99p'

George Crumb - Makrokosmos

2009-10-12T04:30:00.001-07:00

'picking through piano bones'

Gong - Camembert Electrique

2009-10-12T04:09:00.000-07:00

'no cheese...'

Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született

2009-10-12T00:24:00.000-07:00

"Neither one thing or the other. And I don't really like either."

Simon Fisher Turner - The Garden

2009-10-11T03:05:00.000-07:00

'they don’t make soundtracks like this anymore...'

Anemonengurt - Wo Die Ebenen Geglattet Sind

2009-10-11T02:59:00.001-07:00

'irritates the ears, in a good way'

Throbbing Gristle - 20 Jazz Funk Greats

2009-10-10T11:05:00.000-07:00

Specifically 'What a Day':

“It’s just I’m having a nice Saturday but then he’s in the background doing that”.

His Name is Alive - Dirt Eaters EP

2009-10-10T04:41:00.000-07:00

'Michigan bliss-ter-ings, spectral girl colours burning mouth by mouth'

Amorphous Androgynous - Monstrous (etc) 2

2009-10-10T02:27:00.000-07:00

"Whale music for people who think they're cool...(PAUSE)...I didn't say I didn't like it!"

Non - God Beast

2009-10-09T11:45:00.000-07:00

'precipices that choke a narrow horizon but paradoxically pleasant'

Current 93 - Aleph at Hallucinatory Mountain

2009-10-09T11:30:00.000-07:00

'air guitar classic'

Etant Donnes - Bleu

2009-10-09T10:49:00.000-07:00

'Remplit votre tête de syllabes de nature'

Thighpaulsandra - I Thighpaulsandra

2009-10-09T10:33:00.001-07:00

'we build a mass grave for all the rappers and DJ's'

Current 93 - Of Ruine Or Some Blazing Starre

2009-10-09T10:25:00.000-07:00

'Dad, do we have to listen to this grand-dad music...again'

Tortoise - Millions Now Living...

2009-10-09T03:19:00.000-07:00

"It's like if Daft Punk weren't robots."

Crass - Feeding Of The 5000

2009-10-09T00:28:00.000-07:00

"I'd hate to meet someone who actually liked this"

Autechre - Quaristice

2009-10-08T06:03:00.001-07:00

"I can't think of any time when anyone would enjoy listening to this."

Whitehouse - Dedicated To Peter Kurten

2009-10-08T04:48:00.000-07:00

"Sounds like everything's broken and they don't know how to fix it."

Union Jack - Pylon Pigs

2009-10-08T04:23:00.000-07:00

"Sounds like it wasn't released today"

"Good music for sorting things out, like clothes"