Thursday

Various Artists: Diwali Riddim


"Ooh, it's like going back 5 years"

"2003? Shit!"

Monday

Stockhausen - Ceylon

"Is this your stuff again? Not when there's people round..."

Sunday

RCola - Jungle vs. D 'n B 12"


"What are you listening to this for?"

Oh... I was checking to see if I liked it or whether I should flog it for twenty quid on the internet, you know?

"Well... it sounds like The Spin Doctors? [...] Also this speeded-up bit really doesn't work. So, twenty quid."

 You don't get a casting vote!

"TWENTY QUID, MATE! This record... OR... a take-away?"



Thursday

Xylitol - Ghost Office

"Sounds like 'Personal Jesus'... with... stuff going on."

Friday

Russell Haswell - Factual





 "Do you genuinely get enjoyment out of this? Your brain must be wired funny."

Monday

Mar Habrine - S/T


"Um, frogs' mating calls? I don't think the cat likes it..."

Thursday

Alice Coltrane - Ptah The El Daoud


"Like someone vomited jazz love all over the middle of the record."

submitted by @MandrewB

Monday

UNIT - "Civil Disobedience"



"Sometimes I feel like we're growing apart."

Thursday

Ekoplekz – Dromilly Vale EP



"Do you have any mates who can actually sing?"

Wednesday

Production Unit - ICU Tracks



[the daughter takes great delight in bringing the opening track to the attention of her mother, who is sitting another room. Comments are then relayed down the corridor.]

"Oh what? I thought there was something wrong with your laptop! Seriously mate - headphone music. [...] HEADPHONE MUSIC!"

Tuesday

The sound of a ladder



"Is that your music, or someone banging about with a ladder in the gardens?"

Saturday

Ascoltare – Fatty Parts For A Good Match



"A picture disc? Is this something from the eighties?"

"I just thought everyone gave up on them after that."

"Are they German?"

"Oh OK, I thought it might be someone you knew."

Friday

Ekoplekz - Intrusive Incidentalz Vol 1



"Really? Okay, good; I thought it was the boy trapped under the rocking chair..."

Hacker Farm - Home Taping Is Killing Music



"So it's sounded through the wall like you've been listening to: cows, a wild beast and the sound of wind?"

Thursday

Keitg Fullerton Whitman / Alien Radio



"Not going to make the world a happier place though, is it?" - the KFW side.

"This is better; like inside the head of a cbeebies presenter" - the Alien Radio side.

Monday

Mark Fell - Manitutshu



"OK, this is going to have to stop in a minute... OK, this needs to STOP NOW."

Friday

The Lemon Kittens



"The hosptial hurts the girl? What is this? [...] When's it from? [...] Oh well that's more forgiveable then I guess. [...] Ok, bored now."

Tuesday

Xylitol



"Sounds like too many people, all trying to talk at once, while someone else tries to learn to play their instruments in the background"

Coil - Winter Solstice: North



"Not exactly Christmassy though is it?"

Technically this is a bit of cheat, being one of my students' comments, rather than my wife but I think it fits in well here, regardless...

Gallon Drunk - Some Fools Mess



"The cover is less messy, I suppose. But the ducks are distracting."

Cyclobe - Wounded Galaxies



"There must be an ulterior motive, other than music."

Saturday

Tony McPhee - The Two Sides Of Tony (T.S.) McPhee



"This is dreadful. It sounds like two six year olds with a theremin and a keyboard."

Tuesday

Galaxy 500 - Today



'Would have it's head pushed down the toilet if it was at school.'