"What are you listening to this for?"
Oh... I was checking to see if I liked it or whether I should flog it for twenty quid on the internet, you know?
"Well... it sounds like The Spin Doctors? [...] Also this speeded-up bit really doesn't work. So, twenty quid."
You don't get a casting vote!
"TWENTY QUID, MATE! This record... OR... a take-away?"